Road Tripping

Once I again I’ve fallen short of my ambitions. I was hoping to take a few minutes to post something about my adventures each night to recap anything interesting that I came across. Then I recalled that most people hate hearing about the details of my work. Even though at this time of the year the language gets more controversial. Some quotes from daily interactions might include such phrases as, “check out this smut!” “Come over here and feel the girth on this one, ya, squeeze it.” “Whoa! Look at the length on that hammer, and the flex it is showing is incredible.” Before you think I’ve taken to making some kind of porno movies, remember that I work with corn. Most of the language used to describe the ear (#earsnotcobs) can be construed as perverse. Usually there actually is a hint of innuendo that surfaces in the notes but hardly intentional. Just enough for it to break the monotony of endlessly describing different corn genetics. I am also planning to pull together a quick video of my travels through September that range across all the corn growing regions in Canada and a quick dip into America. I’ve been a rambling man these past weeks to be certain. Lots of adventure but little spare time. I’ll show you the video. Come back later.