The Booj Affair

I won't write much on this because frankly I don't think anyone is going to read it. It's going to be back dated by the time it gets posted and as such I'm sure it will fall through the cracks of time and history expect for a binge-er who takes big bites out of the timeline. Anyways, some of the boys and I decided to organize a secret trip to visit the Booj. He can't travel currently due to personal reasons involved with his young son being ready to escape the womb at any time so we figured we'd go to him. We worked with this missus, which is the key to any such operation, to try and surprise him. GRP was instrumental in this trap that we laid. We perfectly executed it and scared and surprised him with delight. We showed up at a pub they were at and eventually led him to a secret room we had booked and ate wings, any future father's dream. We expected he'd have to go home and tend to his pregnant wife but he came to our hotel and stayed over! We got a pretty good jag on and laughed into the night. Some of the fools tried to extend the fun to people's parents with drunken calls in the middle of the night. This will likely have future consequences. The Tugboat slept on the floor for some reason. I guess the desire to really stretch out, ironic because of the future need to stretch out after doing this. We woke, we dressed, we golfed. We drank, we ate, we drank much more. That was more or less the Saturday of the weekend. It was fun. I regret staying sober in the afternoon as we visited New Ontario Brewery and met with the Sexy Bitch, he came back to our hotel that night too and followed the lead of the Booj. I should mention something about the hotel. It was practically empty all weekend. There were hundreds of rooms and only twenty cars in the parking lot. We didn't really see any other guests except a weirdo constantly sitting and smoking on the balcony. Sunday was all about the drives. Admiral Bonesaw and the Beer Guy headed home on their road and Cheese, Ronny Ronks and the Tugboat went the other way. Sexy Bitch was mysteriously gone in the morning, the Booj went home and GRP was gone Saturday afternoon, something about planning a wedding. Either way, it was great to see the boys and we all had a blast. Sorry I didn't tell you sooner.