What Just Happened?

Well Tuesday was pretty wild. I started the jour with a swanky little breakfast of two samidges. I still haven't managed to reduce my intake of those little heavenly bullets down to one. I guess if I took the dually off the counter and put the onezer back down I could succeed with relative ease but I just can't bring myself to pull the trigger on that action. Thusly, I dummied two of babies to start my day. I prepared for a conference call and then presented on that call. Sometimes I am flooded with doubt when the previous presenter gets lots of discussion and questions and I don't even get a cough when I ask if there are questions. For my sanity I have to assume that I was so thorough and straight forward with my material that there was no way to misconstrue what I'm laying out. Because the alternative is that no one gives a hoot what I have to say and that's not a good thought. I'll cast it out! The power of Christ compels you and all that monologue. So presented. Then I pulled some shared working files off the net (people still call it that right?) and began to jump two steps past where I should be right now into mapping fields for 2016. I haven't even ordered my seed yet! You crazy, Tugboat! You crazy! Nah, ain't no thang. What just happened, I blacked out. Anyways....so I'm merrily mapping away and I start getting calls with questions on stuff so I answer each in kind, even Big T called. Then the news broke. The big Trade. God's team moved their captain to one of their hated rivals. I had to switch computers to dig into it. Then I broke the news to several others. By the time I was satisfied with what had happened and had reached a natural stopping point with my mapping I had lunch. I had texted a certain Sassy Girl to let her know of a buddy's promotion at the cracker factory and carried on an intermittent catch up with her throughout the remainder of the afternoon and evening. She claims that she is reading the Musings now so we'll see. By the time I lifted my head from afternoon mapping it was quittin' time and I was nearly done all my off-site locations. Remarkable progress if I do say so myself. The evening was filled with food and a light ab workout while I waited for the snow to pile up outside. That will be tomorrow's problem to handle. Until then...